Satan, get thee in ma belly!

Not quite what I thought of when I heard “Sugar-Coated Satan Sandwich” but … this will do for now:

“A sugar-coated red devil food cake moon-pie with a chocolate cayenne marshmallow filling.”

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Consider also:

  1. “I would have thee to know that Spiritual Experience and Perfection have no necessary connection with Advancement in our Holy Order”
  2. Crowley is the glue that makes this pastor go gay for Satan
  3. “I have begotten thee, o my Son, and that strangely”
  4. “because thou art the Child of my Bowels, I yearn greatly towards thee, o my Son”
  5. “I strive strongly with my Spirit that by my Wisdom I may make plain thy Way before thee”