The Dream-Quest of Ted Newbarn

“The Dream-Quest of Ted Newbarn” is issue 4 of the Eldritch! series I wrote about recently. It’s now available after a lengthy delay due to, no doubt, unspeakable events of cosmic scope.

“Theodore ‘Ted’ Newbarn is a real ‘Regular Joe.’ He likes fast cars, chocolate cake, Huey Lewis AND The News. He also has a torso filled with angry black tentacles and an unkillable demon for a baby. And as soon as he figures all that out… man, oh man, things are gonna BURN.

RING IN A TERRIBLE NEW YEAR with a fresh serving of ELDRITCH!” [via]

“HAPPY CTHULHSMAS FROM THE CONJURERS OF ELDRITCH!

‘MAY THIS PATHETIC ORB’S LAST YEAR BE A PLEASANT ONE.'” [via]

Consider also:

  1. Civilization and Its Discontents
  2. The Arcana of Freemasonry
  3. The Power Of The Witch
  4. “As all diseases have two conjunct causes, one immediate, external and exciting, the other constitutional, internal, and predisposing, so it is with Dreams, which are Dis-Eases, or unbalanced States of Consciousness, Disturbers of Sleep as Thoughts are of Life.”
  5. “Oh! my pure heart! Adulterous love began So subtly to identify the man With its own perfumed thoughts. So steals the grape Into the furtive brain–a spirit shape Kisses my spirit as no woman can. I love her–yes; and I have no escape. I never spoke, I never looked! But she Saw through the curtains of the soul of me, And loved me also! It is very well. I am well started on the road to Hell.”