“Theodore ‘Ted’ Newbarn is a real ‘Regular Joe.’ He likes fast cars, chocolate cake, Huey Lewis AND The News. He also has a torso filled with angry black tentacles and an unkillable demon for a baby. And as soon as he figures all that out… man, oh man, things are gonna BURN.
RING IN A TERRIBLE NEW YEAR with a fresh serving of ELDRITCH!” [via]
“HAPPY CTHULHSMAS FROM THE CONJURERS OF ELDRITCH!
‘MAY THIS PATHETIC ORB’S LAST YEAR BE A PLEASANT ONE.'” [via]