“Secret Vasectomy” by KEN mode from Entrench [HT Stereogum]
Update 8:38pm: I really wasn’t reading very carefully when I originally queued this post. The actual “legitimately, quite possibly, the most metal video I’ve ever seen” that Michael Nelson of Stereogum was describing is instead the video for “Counter Culture Complex” not this one for “Secret Vasectomy” … so, you know, stay tuned for the twofer video that will post shortly … and meanwhile go ahead and enjoy this video while you wait.