For, sometimes, your heart seems as pure as the snow, While, at other times, dear, you’re one big Ho Ho Ho!

The Honourable Sir Edmund Quimlove, Santa In The Pink, Krampus In The Stink: An Adult Bedtime Poem

Consider also:

  1. “I serve the state by opposing it. Drinking is an act of civil disobedience.”
  2. “That’s pretty cynical,” the demonkeeper said.
  3. Seven Surrenders
  4. “Titles implied a dignity she certainly wouldn’t bother living up to.”
  5. “Duty and joy go hand in hand. Duty is there so you can continue to pursue your happiness. And joy is there so that you have something real to fight for.”