“Promiscuity can be, at times, overlooked, But not when you’ve fucked each man in the phonebook.”

The Honourable Sir Edmund Quimlove, Santa In The Pink, Krampus In The Stink: An Adult Bedtime Poem

Hermetic quote Quimlove Krampus promiscuity

Consider also:

  1. “For, sometimes, your heart seems as pure as the snow, While, at other times, dear, you’re one big Ho Ho Ho!”
  2. “Her pussy. I was talking about her pussy. Because it’s pink, you see? You get it.”
  3. “He strikes Eleven times upon the Bell 3 3 3–5 5 5 5 5–3 3 3 and places the Fire in the Thurible. I strike the Bell: I light the flame: I utter the mysterious Name. ABRAHADABRA He strikes Eleven times upon the Bell.”
  4. “IN normal times art and literature take care of themselves. Wisdom is justified of her children. Before we have been dead three hundred years somebody is almost sure to notice it. The great mass of people is a homogeneous mass of brainless idiocy. Men are dumb animals, and women only quack. In times of peace the hack journalists are as inconspicuous as they are insignificant; but when war breaks out the hysteria natural to weak minds becomes vocal, and everybody wants to ‘do his bit’ on one side or the other, by squealing when much the best thing to do would be to bury himself.”
  5. “Oomph times zoom equals kaboom!”