There’s a city ordinance against eating an elected official without a permit. May I see your permit …?
Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping
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Consider also:
- “the dirty rituals of sanity”
- “Meanwhile the apes are meditating in silence. Their brain is developing in solitary reflection … and they are talking”
- “I held my breath at the marvelous beauty of this creature from Soror, who revealed herself to us dripping with spray, illuminated by the blood-red beams of Betelgeuse. It was a woman—a young girl, rather, unless it was a goddess. She boldly asserted her femininity in the light of this monstrous sun, completely naked and without any ornament other than her hair, which hung down to her shoulders.”
- “It just shows there are poets everywhere, in every corner of the cosmos, and practical jokers”
- Principles of Paganism