Sure, it’s illegal, but this is insider advice I’m giving you and a true insider lets you in on all the secrets, all of them.

Harmon Cooper, Dear NSA: A Collection of Politically Incorrect Short Stories [Amazon, Local Library]

Hermetic quote Cooper Dear NSA illegal insider advice giving true all secrets

Consider also:

  1. Rudy stops assaulting the Guy Nobody Knows for a second to take in what Pastor Baker has just said. “That’s right!” Rudy calls back. “We’re here to take the power back!” “Blessed be the Lord, my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight!” Pastor Baker screams.
  2. “Pleading insanity, Rudy the Ringleader is committed and spends the rest of his life pretending to be a vegetable. Rudy likes being a vegetable. It’s much easier than being a human.”
  3. The following excerpt is taken from a thirty second YouTube video simply entitled, ‘How to Start a Mob’:
  4. “Worst. Bet. Ever. Seriously.”
  5. “he spits venom like the cobras on Noah’s Ark and farts brimstone”