The Salesperson and The Owner

by SD Master

The salesperson knocked on the door of the owners house. The owner responding to the knock opened the door and politely listened to the presented pitch. The owner, given a chance to speak said, “Would you care to join me in my paupacity or would you prefer I share in your means”? The salesperson replied, “I’m afraid I don’t understand”, to which the owner responded, “Just because you don’t understand the message, in no way implies the message has no meaning. I simply stated that I have no money and asked if you would care to share yours”. To this the salesperson replied, “I’m sorry to have bothered you” and departed. An angry word not being exchanged by either party. Moral: If you can’t blind them with brilliance or buffalo them with bullshit, make up a word, like Deliferenciation (Death-Life-Reincarnation).

From Quotes, Quips and Whimsical Conundrums by SD Master.

SD Master is a mystic who writes poetry.