“Promiscuity can be, at times, overlooked, But not when you’ve fucked each man in the phonebook.”
The Honourable Sir Edmund Quimlove, Santa In The Pink, Krampus In The Stink: An Adult Bedtime Poem
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For, sometimes, your heart seems as pure as the snow, While, at other times, dear, you’re one big Ho Ho Ho!
The Honourable Sir Edmund Quimlove, Santa In The Pink, Krampus In The Stink: An Adult Bedtime Poem
Her pussy. I was talking about her pussy. Because it’s pink, you see? You get it.
The Honourable Sir Edmund Quimlove, Santa In The Pink, Krampus In The Stink: An Adult Bedtime Poem
